February 2012
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You walk up to her. Ask her to dance. She says, “Hey, baby, I just might take the chance.” You say, “It’s a good thing that you float in the air. That way there’s no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces.”
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You know you’re a single male if your Facebook profile pic is:
A)Not even you/Something funny
B)More than three months old.
C)More than six months old.
D)You took it yourself and you’re not wearing a shirt.
…because guys, don’t take your own picture. Leave that up to the girls. Theirs always look better.
It’s also not called “Girlbook”. Dudes...
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“Quit Heytelling me, I’m trying to listen to Coldplay!”
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Through suffocation, dedication I will rise Through the heartbreak through the sorrow Let it pass by till tomorrow Yes the city breathes still you run Harm yourself from yourself Still we crawl on this wall Faces pale afraid to fall As we plummet as we plunder We learn a lesson that lasts forever No more compromise
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