You know you’re a single male if your Facebook profile pic is:

A)Not even you/Something funny

B)More than three months old.

C)More than six months old.

D)You took it yourself and you’re not wearing a shirt.

…because guys, don’t take your own picture. Leave that up to the girls. Theirs always look better.

It’s also not called “Girlbook”. Dudes don’t want to see you with your shirt off.